Crotch Cuddlers

Used to describe pants that are so tight that they "cuddle your crotch."

Example 1
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers

Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.

by DrummerBoy93 March 11, 2009

Shrub Cuddler

Annoying self righteous person who loves to tell others how they should live. Essentially a tree hugger, only fatter, smellier, and dumber.

The shrub cuddlers are protesting again. I can smell them from here

by tmant May 28, 2011

oven cuddler

originated by my boy "skinflute" in Davis Ca. Oven Cuddler is in short, a "jew". Why a jew? Because back in the day in Hitler's concentration camps when the jews were burned in masses, they were all stuffed in giant ovens and all of them looked as if they were cuddling. Hence, the definition "oven cuddler"

Don't be an "oven cuddler" man. Pull out your wallet and pay for your part of the bill!!!

The reason he has no damn friends is because he's an "oven cuddler"

by Da Skrill June 23, 2006

Cuddlerape

Noun: What happens when you unwillingly cuddlecum all over. See also: Cuddlecumming.

Jason cuddleraped Jess while she was trying to watch tv in bed.

by Antrerio Villamonte January 12, 2010

cudder-punch

the act of punching a female vagina. only done when a bitch gets you really pissed off. the female version of being punched in the balls. also a move that male Pokemon do to female Pokemon, mainly done by grundel-taint.

"Amber was being a real bitch last night, so i decided to cudder-punch her."

"Green be lucky i don't cudder-punch you."

" Knigga really loves to have sex for 2 hours with a bitch and then as he cums he gives them a strong cudder-punch."

"Grundel-taint give her the cudder-punch"

by ball sweat March 26, 2008

cuddlerobot

cuddlerobot is a human being who is playing games and on discord 24/7

cuddlerobot does not want to cuddle men

Hey cuddlerobot let’s play some evade on roblox.

by cuddlerobot November 24, 2022

Faux-Cuddler

A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.

"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."

"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"

by Russell Cohen April 5, 2011