cantaloupe 

A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.

I'm not very good at cantaloupe.

cantaloupe by Tybalt D October 17, 2008

Warm Cantaloupes 

The opposite of cool beans

"I can go to the movies tonight!"
"Cool beans!"
"Ugh I can't go..."
"Warm cantaloupes"

Warm Cantaloupes by saraheebsss June 8, 2009

Cuntalope 

A person who has a giant vagina hole, one so big you could fit your god damn cantalope in it!

"I saw Caitlin last night."
"Did you see the cuntalope?"
"YEAH! IT TRIED TO EAT ME!!"

Cuntalope by Big bear fish boy April 15, 2009

cantalouper 

A being which seems to possesses no limbs, as the shape of said being obscures them.

Jim: Look at the size of that homeless fellow.

Reuben: Cantalouper.

cantalouper by MelonLiquor June 22, 2014

The cantaloupe 

When you take a tortillia, put it up your asshole and then feed it to your younger sister.

Boy 1: Man my parents turned mad when I did the cantaloupe yesterday
Boy 2: Oh dude that sucks

The cantaloupe by Bigger Smoke November 21, 2019

cuntalope 

1. Term for a would be whore.

When only part of a woman "alopes" temporarily. (Usually with your best friend.)

cuntalope by Xarkzila February 16, 2004

The Cantaloupe Challenge 

The Cantaloupe Challenge is replacing your mouth with a warm cantaloupe while giving a guy head. The man is told that he needs to be blindfolded to add to the sexyness of the blowjob. The girl goes down on the guy for a minute or so. Then she tells him that she has to put her hair up but instead she grabs the already warm cantaloupe (with a hole carved through the rine) and the proceeds to fool the man by sliding the cantaloupe over his dick, and then mimicking the motion of giving head. The challenge is to see how long it takes the man before he realizes that he has been fucking a Cantaloupe instead of getting head.

I totally got my boyfriend last night! I tried The Cantaloupe Challenge and he didnt realize for 10 minutes! He nearly came!

The Cantaloupe Challenge by Hooker Trooper 6974 August 17, 2016