Canosexual

Some sad-act who humps dogs and can't get a girlfriend

oh you dirty doggy *rapes small, helpless dog* canosexual

by Mr.Blobby July 3, 2006

crabsexual

To have a sexual and/or romantic attraction to crabs.

At my crabsexual orgies we go to the aquarium and fuck all of the crabs in the tide pools.

by AGAGAGAGGAGA July 1, 2022

cransexual

cransexual (cran-sex-uaol)

cransexual is when and where you feel sexually attracted to cranberries

EXAMPLE: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt VERY cransexual towards the cranberries that were sitting on the table during thanksgiving.

EXAMPLE: Kimoria Lieshay Howard felt VERY cransexual towards the cranberries that were sitting on the table during thanksgiving.

by VFDgrwjifne ugebnjew September 9, 2022

Crayonsexual

When opening a packet of crayons or drawing with crayons, you start shitting hard and it doesn't stop for at least 3-4 hours.

Person: When i gave my little sister a packet of 64 crayons she started having a crayonsexual incident and it was really awkward cause I heard everything.

by Giraffeeater July 5, 2016

Carnosexual

Sexual attraction to Carnotaurus

“My favorite dinosaur is the Carnotaurus!”
“Wow, that must mean you’re a Carnosexual.”

by Spinoraptor158 May 6, 2018

Crowsexual

The sexual attraction to a seven foot void demon that eats bottle caps. Oh, and his name is Crow.

Logan: I’m Crowsexual
Tord: you’re a fucking moron that’s what you are.

by Hyper.m3ter June 27, 2019

Carlosexual

It's whenever you're attracted to a guy name carlos, dead or alive.

Ryan: omg i love carlos

Carlos: wtf bro you're carlosexual

by Mrlasagna19 February 16, 2021