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Crankthatfrank

A repressed emo known for his musica.ly cringe, emo bands on crack, his broken blinds, his attemtps to sell his merch and his FAMILY FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVE CONTENT.
Like all emos he gets triggered by: the g-note and northern downpour
Hey, Crankthatfrank just posted a new video YEE
by Adriette November 22, 2018
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crankwalk

Movement of the crank out of stock specifications. All cranks have L to R movement, to some extent, but an excessive lateral crank movement has bad reprocussions, such as hitting/grinding/destroying the crank sensor. A "walking" crank necessitates an engine rebuild.

Any car can crankwalk, but Mitsubishi Eclipses, Plymouth Lasers, and Eagle Talons with a 7-bolt motor are notorious for this problem. No recall was ever released as the problem was said to be isolated to a bad batch of cranks, which represented a fraction of the produced cars. Various theories of why crankwalk occurs and what years are most suseptible exist, but none are proven. General consenus is poor oil flow is one cause, and later model years seem to suffer less.

Contrary to popular opinion, any car can crankwalk; Manual, auto, import, domestic, turbo, manual, racecar, beater. All have walked, and all have a chance of walking.
My dsm crankwalked on me, but thankfully my dsm has broken down often enough to make me a real mechanic.
by Awdhooptie April 10, 2005
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Cranking 90s

A blanket term for Fortnite, meaning to push out walls in 90-degree turns, mostly to create cover from two sides.
After you're done taking lookout and pressuring your opponent from above, you can go back to cranking 90s.
by FL4ym3Burn December 1, 2019
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crank shot

Picture of a male's erect penis, taken by himself in secret and oftentimes sent to an unsuspecting person in an internet chat room.
So I'm chatting online with what I thought was a hot chick and I asked her for a pic. Instead, some dude sends me a crank shot. What the fuck? You can't even pick up chicks on the internet anymore!
by Larry Tiita April 20, 2009
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crank yanker

any guy who jerks off is a "crank yanker"
looking at a good Hustler magazine can make any guy a crank yanker!
by T. Wilson January 11, 2008
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Cranking the hog

A BADASS TERM USED ONLY BY TRUE MEMBERS OF THE PACK, AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SORRY, MFER I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I WAS TOO BUSY CRANKING THE HOG!
by Darthbubbaaa April 19, 2019
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Crankin down

The act of masturbation extremely hard while watching Amish or Chinese porn , or porn in General
"Hey man what are you doing right now ?"
" just crankin down before I go to bed "
by camerok8 May 1, 2015
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