Crustaceous

a word describing the crusty nature of something.

"You're about as crustaceous as a crab!"

by The Lilster January 22, 2023

crusty crustacean

the dry blood on a penis after period sex.

"my girl let me give her the crusty crustacean last night!"

by peepeepoopooman6969 October 22, 2019

crustard

A pastry often mistaken for a pie, in which a single pie crust is filled with a homogenous egg-based filling.

"Mmm, I love pumpkin crustard!"
"Don't you mean pumpkin pie?"
"No, this is a crustard. Note how it's pretty much just a custard in a single crust."

by Owen L November 24, 2009

Real crustacean hour

When you so woke you fuck a lobster and then eat it with the following cum shot.

We are going to Max's house for Real crustacean hour and it's going to be lit fam.

by hiterchan October 15, 2018

crustacean

A subset of the arthropods, a large group of invertebrates. Crustaceans are characterised by having a hard exoskeleton that must be moulted as the animal grows. Crustaceans are normally divided into six subsets, the most well-known of which includes crabs, lobsters, woodlice and shrimp. This leads people to assume that crustaceans have lots of appendages ("legs"). While this is true for most crustaceans, some have very few or none.

Crayfish and brine shrimp are crustaceans. Some, like crabs, are adapted to live on land and in water.

by gerbileater August 10, 2009

Crustard-top

Crustard-top - (noun) disc shape crust formation that forms at the top of a mustard dispenser.

I've been saving up crustard-tops for 2 years. Pretty soon I'll be able to make a crustard-top sandwich.

by Helmut Kientz January 21, 2007

crustacean

A word used by non-blacks to refer to black people when they're around. Can be equally used as nigger.

A: Can you believe those crustaceans in the back?
B: They ate all the mashed potatoes and fried chicken!! );
A: THOSE BASTARDS!

by N15 February 20, 2009