crusty ass nigga

A nigga so crusty, "ass" is a new type of measurement created to show how crusty the nigga is. The word "ass" (short for ass-load) represents the over-flowing amount of crust a nigga may possess. An infinite amount of excessive dank crust whopping in the veins of said nigga.

He/She is a crusty ass nigga.

You's a crusty ass nigga.

Wow, what a crusty ass nigga.

They have inherited a Crusty ass-load of nigga.

Imma crusty ass nigga.

We are all crusty ass niggas.

by eXcaliber.50 June 14, 2014

crispyjoy

Superior to 😂 in any way, shape, or form. Crispyjoy is the peak of emojis. Crispyjoy is the deep fried cousin of 😂. Crispyjoy will make your life better. Crispyjoy will not fill you with cringe every time it appears. Crispyjoy depicts laughter of the highest order. Crispyjoy is love. Crispyjoy is life.

Bask in its perfection.

Guy: hey, I think ipvansh is better than nordvansh-
Intellectual: crispyjoy, no.

by yootayote September 7, 2019

Crispy boy

A (typically domestic) beer kept in the crisper drawer of a refrigerator because the door is full of Pepper sauces and the shelves are filled with steaks.

Hey, Nance, toss a crispy boy out here to Chad while I show him how to grill these T-bones.

by Chuckie_Lows July 27, 2018

crusty pants

Jocular term for a derelict, wineo, street person, or others not known for impeccable hygiene--a bum. These people never remove their trousers, because they are so infested with vermin and microbes that they might wander off by themselves, leaving the bum naked. Few things are more frightning than encountering an empty pair of animated pantaloons in a dark alley. And no, I've not been drinking.

Upright Citizen#1:"Who's that crusty pants waving at us?"
Upright Citizen#2:"That's just Mayson, the town drunk."
Upright Citizen#1:"But this is Los Angles."
Upright Citizen#2:"He always was ambitious."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006

crusty ass rash

when someone takes a mean shit and doesnt wipe corretly to the point where their ass is so crusty it bleeds when you wipe it and smells lik chewbacca took a shit in your anus

person 1- that guys walking really weird and smells like ass

person 2- yea he's got the bad case of a crusty ass rash

by killern9ne October 16, 2012

crispy croke

A crispy croke ...what else can I say?

Only KnJers know what's uuuup

JC: ...
Kian: cRisPy cRoKe fOr mY cRaCk dAd

by crackasscrackdad October 23, 2019

Crusty Quads

When your sloppy seconds date or fuck eachother

"Hey did you hear about Nate and Julia getting together?"

"Damn, looks like my sloppy seconds turned into crusty quads"

by Steve dankerson May 24, 2020