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While receiving a blowjob, your girlfriend or whatever piece of tail is twiddling three fingers in your buttcrack. While she is twiddling your rear, you bust ass on her fingers just as you climax and push her head full down to the base of your penis, causing her to gag and throw up.
Sarah came over last night and gave me a great blowjob. To show thanks, I gave her the crusted trumpet as an encore!
by Ruck Diggity July 30, 2011
Get the THE CRUSTED TRUMPET mug.The phrase used when one is in a group but does little to contribute.
Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.
Used as a comeback when someone acknowledges the person doing nothing.
Person one: Dude, why is Greg in our group?!
Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!
Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.
Person two: Yeah Greg! You don't even do anything!
Greg: Hey man, I counted the beans.
by ZDK December 9, 2008
Get the I counted the beans mug.An emotional state of transcendent anger, often unjustifiable or unexplainable to someone in a reasonable state of mind. Several orders of magnitude worse than being pissed off. Though sometimes seen in men, this condition can most often be seen in women, especially women who experience a sudden, uncomfortable, sour turn of fortune.
When you call that bitch back and tell her she owes another $300, she's gonna come un-cunted. Her cunt is gonna literally fall off of her body, run down here from Ottawa on it's fallopian tubes, jump up and bite you right on your fuckin' neck.
by Digital Sasquatch February 20, 2011
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by tic tacs aye May 4, 2009
Get the cunted mug.A term used to define the way one feels the morning after a night of smoking, eating, or by any means ingesting cannabis (Similar to what a hangover is for alcohol). Some symptoms of being "crusted" may include a dry mouth, pasty-feeling skin, slight dizziness, tiredness, and an overall feeling of lethargy and apathy.
Dude, I smoked a huge amount of weed last night! I was so crusted this morning, I couldn't get out of my bed for hours!
by Uh_Huh_Man May 28, 2010
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