crankin' it

verb- 1.slang- male masturbation a.When one is presented with the opportunity to instgate masturbation and also feels it neccesary to announce his endeavor, this term is normally found appropriate by most adult males as a discreet yet powerful way to convey his activity. b.method of jocularly explaining the act of male masturbation. Syn.-wankin' it, flogging the dolphin, spankin' it, chokin' the lizard/chiken, spankin' the monkey, beating the meat, touching my penis, masturbation. Ant.-why the hell are you not masturbating right now?

"Hey Bob, where the fuck is Steve?"
"Probably in his apartment crankin' it."
"Ah. In that case, I'm gonna go and fire off a few knuckle children myself."
"Okay, just don't get it on the walls."

by Toastmaster Tom July 6, 2006

corn chunkin

When you pull your cock out of the prostitutes ass and there is a kernel of corn on the tip of your dick. You then with an erect cock pull down and fling the corn at her like a pumpkin chunkin competition. Bonus points if you can get it in her mouth to send it another round through her

Friend: bro! I got luck with a prostitute last night and had an opportunity for some corn chunkin

Me: Tell me you got bonus points

Friend: sure did!

by Tictac Cadillac October 10, 2020

crankin'

when bass fishing, crankin' describes casting a crankbait lure for bass.

I used a crankin' stick to burn that Lucky Craft lure and landed this 9 pound largemouth bass.

by legendX22222 February 5, 2009

Crankin'

working hard, lifting heavy stuff, usually takes place in the gym but can also be related to work.

"I was crankin' in the gym yesterday when my music died, bummer."

by therealcking March 6, 2018

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.

1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.

by Nick A. Fox December 28, 2005

Pumpkin Chunkin'

While your bangin' a phat chick in the tailpipe on a balcony, you pour orange paint all over her rolls, shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE", then punt her ass off.

After I was done seedin' this plumper's patch, I gave her the ol' pumpkin chunkin'.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

Chunkin

When a percentage bar is slowly but surely moving forward in little chunks.

I had to sit and watch the torrent go chunkin along

by femalecats November 13, 2011