crunkie-sided

not balanced. not level. not even.

1. That table with one short leg is all crunkie-sided.

2. I'm gonna knock you upside your crunkie-sided head hard enough to balance you out!

by jonboy's mom January 3, 2010

crunky

weird as hell; strange

“paige’s dog ate her underwear and socks omg he’s so crunky”

by hot&sticky4urmom January 9, 2022

crunky

weird, funky, musty, odd

Your mom is crunky because she looks like a bald headed hoe.

by paigeiscrunky January 9, 2022

Crunky

Like the houses in Albania. Used as an insult

The houses in Albania are so crunky compared to the houses in the usa

by Crunkyisaword February 24, 2022

Crunky

When your bones are aching and crunchy

I slept awkward last night and my bones are crunky

by MrsDLT August 13, 2020

crunky

poor execution of performance, being a mixture of crunchy , crooked, and clumsy.

That girl has some crunky tumbling.

by Master of the DIC! July 24, 2022

Crunky

Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.

That was a Crunky ass cookie.

Dude, he got Cronked in that fight.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020