Kiddy Cruisin'

A pedophile who's driving around looking for children so he can pull over and masturbate, and then leave.

Robby: Yo, dude. I just saw this guy and he was in this dark van.
Me: ...and?
Robby: He pulled over at the park, and he just sat in his car. It looked like he was jerking off.
Me: Oh! He was kiddy cruisin', eh?
Robby: Yeah.

by nyiddle December 24, 2005

Missile cruiser

The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.

Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....

by YAWA May 14, 2015

cube cruising

Similar to cube crawling, but different enough to have a distinct entry. Cube cruising is when a person spends a significant portion of the work day visiting cubes and chit-chatting about any and every thing.

Cube cruisers either have too little work to do, or they simply don't care if their low productivity causes a bottleneck in the office.

Jill began her cube cruising circuit at approximately 8:15 every morning.

by MsLi December 12, 2005

Shoes for cruise

A phrase used to describe someone who is never caught acting up or slippin. They always seem innocent and get around the system. They "cruise" by.

Adam - We've got to get this guy fired, man! We should catch him acting up.
Blake - That's impossible, Adam. This guy's got shoes for cruise, we'll never catch him slippin...

by AK1117 February 11, 2013

cruiser spooning

The act of parking two police cruisers with the driver's sides adjacent so that the officers can converse through the open windows

"Better slow down, the po-po are cruiser spooning in the parking lot ahead"

by Andrew Lagemann December 12, 2008

cooze cruise

a quest undertaken by (usually) a group of two or more males, while going out on the town to scope out various females, to score pussy and partake in a little skeezing by the end of the evening.

the ultimate boys night out party, especially if all participants get a piece of the action.

see also: beaver hunt

"pack your bags boys, we're goin on a cooze cruise tonight!"

by lucky January 8, 2006

Cruiser Lifestyle

Cruiser Clothing. Struggle & Strength. Always Real, Forever Loyal, Family First, Living Life to the Fullest, Forever Free. Always Down.
Company Overview
Cruiser Represents a Mentality. The way you live your life. Doing what you have to do no matter what. The Struggle and Strength. Its the fight, the struggle and holding your head up and doing what you have to do in life. No complaints, Handle business, Stand Strong and Push Forward.

Cruiser Lifestyle represents those who are always real, forever loyal, put their family first, Live life to the fullest, who are forever free and always down.

No matter where you are in life. Whether your running a business or doing time. Its about being strong, handling business no matter what it is and never forgetting who you are, where you are from and what you represent in life. Cruiser represents the Lifestyle, the mentality.
Loyality. Pride. Brotherhood. Respect

"He's sure living the Cruiser Lifestyle."
"Yeah, I know man he's always down and always real bro."

by halfmoonbay December 1, 2011