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crunchy lez

A noun describing a particular type of lesbian who eats and/or feels like granola. They enjoy hiking with a trusty Trail Mix bar and long walks through the supermarket in search of granola. Not to be confused with a country lez (a red neck, flannel wearing, more butch lez)
I was shopping for vegan ice cream at Trader Joe's yesterday and spotted a crunchy lez deep in the granola aisle.

Miranda from Lizzy McGuire (aka Lezzy McGuire) is such a crunchy lez.
by Lezzylover122134 September 13, 2010
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Crunchyroll and Cuddle

To hang out with another to watch anime using Crunchyroll with the purpose of having sex. The weeaboo equivalent of "netflix and chill".
M: Hey you want to come over to my house so we can catch the latest episode of Naruto?

F: Crunchyroll and cuddle?
M: Dattebayo!
by risarisa November 25, 2015
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Crunchyroll and Chips

Kirito: HEY ASSUNA WANNA WATCH CRUNCHYROLL AND EAT CHIPS?????
ASSUNA: SURE LETS BANG HARD!!!

Crunchyroll and Chips would be like, hey, wanna bang?
by FedoraNeckbeard April 4, 2016
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cauchy

Adjective. Pronounced `koh-shee`.

1. A word that can replace "good" in any context.
2. In a state of profound convergence or general well-being.
3. Used to describe something that is absolutely bounded in goodness and approaching perfection.
4. Used to describe a sequence of events that border on the limit of what's possible.
5. Used to describe two friends who are closer than any real friend.
1. You cauchy bro?
2. I'm feeling pretty cauchy about this test.
3. That nap earlier today was absolutely cauchy.
4. I thought I was going to fail this quarter, but after last week all my classes have been cauchy.
5. Are we cauchy bro?
by AugustinLouisCauchy February 4, 2020
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american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?
by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021
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Crunchyroll and Chill

Netflix and Chill for Weeabos/Weebs and Otakus. (People who watch anime)
Guy “Hey wanna Crunchyroll and Chill?”
Girl “Sure S-senpai…”
by ButterCCM August 19, 2018
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earthy-crunchy

You are so earthy-crunchy, you make cliff bars look like a slim jim.
by nudist101 October 17, 2009
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