Crewing Requirements

Means your flight isnt going to be leaving in the near future. Chances are the airline crew for your flight arent even in the same city, and wont be untill well after your flight was supposed to land. Usually announced after a "late inbound aircraft" delay and before "engineering requirements" cancellation.

Delta Flight 1182 has been further delayed due to "Crewing Requirements"

by flyingspikes April 30, 2009

crewing

The act of rowing and being in a crew on the water. May be in a skull or a sweep boat - but must be with more than one person so that they may call you an idiot for the poor joining of the words CREW and ROWING.

Dude we should totally go crewing today!" "Please don't ever say that again.

by colbrochill March 8, 2011

Chowing down

To be eating large amounts of food voraciously and with great satisfaction. To be eating with intent.

Dude, your chowing down on that sandwich.

by jobohn November 14, 2010

crowning

When the excrement in one's anus cannot be contained any longer and it starts pushing open the sphincter. Probably related to childbirth where the top of the baby's head (the crown) is first visable as it emerges from the vagina.

"OMG I'm crowning so bad it's like I've got a turtle neck hanging from my ass..."

by Dr Bob December 17, 2003

Crowning the King

I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,

"Crowning the King."

I thought it was the funniest.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?

Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.

Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?

Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!

by Dr Whosis December 20, 2009

Crowning

Having an intense need to defecate.

Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.

by The Commadore August 15, 2008

Chowing Section

When you are writing a particularly challenging exam/test paper and you have to leave out one or more entire sections because they are so hard or you ran out of time. If this happens to you, you have 'chowed section.'

Geez man, I'm really chowing section in this standard grade maths paper!

or

"How'd the exam go bro?"

"Not really ideal, chowed lank section."

by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009