Crowder chowder

Ejaculate from a canine preferably served fresh; dog cum

Renowned dog cum drinker, Steven Crowder, enjoys crowder chowder

by UncleDuncle June 23, 2021

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

by AirRon October 26, 2007

Hunter Crowder

A Hunter Crowder is a term used by online gamers.The Hunter Crowder or the HC is constantly is doing anything to get attention. One that will not shut up, seems to always be making a noise. A gamer that always will "team kill". See Bad Kid, or BK.

For example. Hunter Crowder:(in a high pitch voice) shut the hell up you little faggot.

Grant : Kid, I didn't even say anything

Hunter Crowder: What did I tell you.

TJ: Wow that kid was acting like a HC.

by An annoyed gamer December 27, 2010

Steven Crowder

A popular far right wing grifter and casual racist, anti-Semite, xenophobic, homophobic, and transphobic political commentator. He's known for being a douche bag frat bro who wears a gun holster at all times as a means to project fake machismo. He claims to be a great debater, but only debates people who he already knows agree with him and college students who are not used to publicly debating. When confronted by someone who actually knows how to debate (namely Sam Seder), he runs away like the little wimp that he actually is.

Sam Seder: Hi Steven, I'm here to debate you!
Steven Crowder: Oh no Sam Seder's here! What a fucking nightmare!

by Lynch/Fellini July 21, 2021

Caleb Crowder

A professional tennis player located in Indiana. He currently plays for a high-school tennis team but will soon be professional. Caleb Crowder beats Jay Glotzbach any day of the week. Caleb has a very powerful forehand and a quick accurate backhand.

Kid 1: Did you see Caleb Crowder beat Jay Glotzbach last week?
Kid 2: Yes, Caleb Crowder is one of the best tennis players there is…

by JaySlayer December 14, 2022

crowned

v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.

If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.

by Splinkio December 9, 2003

Crowed

-To be stabbed in the back

-When a friend says he/she will do something with you but bails on you at the last mintue, leaving you alone.

"Henry, I got crowed early by steve"

by scrowed April 12, 2015