crotchy

one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do

Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.

by kgkv June 1, 2014

Crotchy Button

When you're so scared or disgusted your dick hides itself by forming itself into an innie belly button like transformation except it's near your crotch.

That porn I watched earlier scared my penis so bad I have had a crotchy button for a week now.

by therealshadybrabbit August 31, 2015

Bill Crothers

The only known high school in Markham where the realest are caught vaping in the washroom and rolling a blunt in the change room more then they are in class. Where principals would rather suspend kids for uniform than care for their education.P.S don't wear camo pants...

Guy 1: Yo what school you go to?
Guy 2 : Bill crothers
Guy 1: So you vape then?
Guy 2: Only in the washroom between classes

by Dancer77 January 9, 2019

croth

to be bad or to be in the likeness of harry potter.

fuck you! i will not you fastidious croth pheasant!

-or-

Damn that new movie was so croth!

by Jenjamin June 10, 2004

Scatman Crothers

A highly contagious sexually transmitted disease.

Scatman Crothers originated in the fields of Illinois. It is believed a young couple was fornicating in the field when the symptoms first appeared. They died instantly...the very next day.

Symptoms include telepathic abilities, stiff neck, nausea, the need to clean kitchens, picking locks, watching horrible Mark Walberg films, itching, eating socks, emitting the smell of cilantro, severe heartburn, and death. There currently is no cure for Scatman Crothers.

STD, Scatman Crothers

by gloober84 March 8, 2009

crotty

also means dirty, derived from the french word "croté", meaning really dirty. Also, there was this gas station owner named Mr. Crotty who used the carwash as a bathroom. Crotty.

Ewww, that pizza was left in the trunk, now its all crotty.

by Ken August 2, 2004

crotchy

1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought
2: being a self-centered asshole

that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.

by mike hunt January 6, 2004