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crothers 

any reference to a person or thing that ruins your day at the mention of it.
person 1: that reminds me of the time you walked in on your parents....
person 2: thanks, crothers....that just ruined my day
crothers by QuantumSteven May 21, 2009

Bill Crothers Secondary School 

Bill Crothers Secondary School, also known as one of the worst school in York Region. Known for their white supremacy and highly white population is made up of jocks who can get their dicked sucked by any girl in the school, because they tell em they gunna become a major hockey player but know for a fact they'll be working a 9-5 for the rest of they life. Principle is always watching the cams so don't get caught not in uniform! Also known for their weed-based economy where weed can be used as currency.

Ps. Don't use stairwell E during periods.
Person 1: Yo you go to Bill Crothers Secondary School?
Person 2: Yea bro
Person 1: So u finna be a famous hockey player?
Person 2: Nah I only say that to get me some sloppy

Person 1: Facts

Bill Crothers 

Bill Crothers also known as Bill crackers is the most waste school in Ontario. It is build up of 99% white people with blue eyes and blonde hair. The jocks at the school aren’t special. If it’s anything it’s the worst school in York region when it comes to sports. You’ll fail grade 10 math and the only way to be cool is to join the clumps on the 3rd floor.
Brad: yo have you heard of bill crothers?
Sam: yeah you mean that waste sport school that has a 1000 crackers

bill crothers 

bill crothers is for waste yutes who all think their they're gonna become major hockey stars. guys only ask out girls with big asses, girls only get guys shorter than 5'10". girls pour water on eachother when someone steals their man. everyone fails grade 10 math. vapes get passed around more often then hoes, suprised no ones got mono yet. somehow all the hockey players have enormous dicks. you catch more people in stairwell e than u do in classes
guy 1: so you go to bill crothers
guy 2: yeah i can get any girl i want
guy 1: are the girls hot
guy 2: no but i let suck my dick in changeroom wednesday morning
bill crothers by vapegod2003 February 23, 2019

Bill Crothers 

The only known high school in Markham where the realest are caught vaping in the washroom and rolling a blunt in the change room more then they are in class. Where principals would rather suspend kids for uniform than care for their education.P.S don't wear camo pants...
Guy 1: Yo what school you go to?
Guy 2 : Bill crothers
Guy 1: So you vape then?
Guy 2: Only in the washroom between classes
Bill Crothers by Dancer77 January 9, 2019

Scatman Crothers 

A highly contagious sexually transmitted disease.

Scatman Crothers originated in the fields of Illinois. It is believed a young couple was fornicating in the field when the symptoms first appeared. They died instantly...the very next day.

Symptoms include telepathic abilities, stiff neck, nausea, the need to clean kitchens, picking locks, watching horrible Mark Walberg films, itching, eating socks, emitting the smell of cilantro, severe heartburn, and death. There currently is no cure for Scatman Crothers.
Scatman Crothers by gloober84 March 8, 2009
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