crotchrot

Happens in hot weather. The crotchal area becomes hot, sweaty and often smelly.

Jeez it was hot yesterday, I got a nasty dose of crotchrot.

by Dusty1 March 21, 2004

Count Crotchula

the greatest person ever to invent a word and put it on this site.

Person 1: have you ever read one of Count Crotchula's words?

Person 2: of course i have that guys the funniest person i've ever heard.

by ilililililil August 16, 2008

crotchmullet

A crotchmullet is simply a reference to the miraculous gradual lenghtening of hair of the male or female genetalia, where the common expression "business in front" refers to the frontal region, and "party in the back" refers to the increased length of hair toward the anal region.

"Hey Tonya, can you pass me the clippers and a mirror, I have to trim my crotchmullet so Howard will go down on me."

by Laney&Jason May 30, 2006

crotchety

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person

Drive faster you crotchety old lady!

by crazyaly July 1, 2005

crotchulate

a. 1) get crunk

2) abrv. get it crotch'd

b. 1) crotchulate it - to get the
party started

2) can also mean to have gay sex...
especially when used as an
insult for someone named tyler
hall or when made into the
word "man-crotchulated.

BACKGROUND:
It all started when Tyler Hall
(Tyala)looked at gay porn on my
computer. So then, after telling
many, many people about his
antics, Sam, a comedic genius,
made up the phrase man
crotchulated while we were talking
about him. So the term was quickly
picked up by our peers and
hopefully will be picked up by
others around the world.

a. We came to the party ready to
get it crotch'd.

b. Tyala goes to the gay bar and
keeps it man-crotchulated.

by Zech May 24, 2004

Crotchstacean

A large group of mainly slippery sometimes slimy creatures that reside between a human females legs. Prone to drying out and becoming crusty of denied moisture. Commonly known as, Bearded Clam.

We better have sex right away, your crotchstacean feels a little dry.

by cambo37 January 17, 2010

crotchtussle

Crotchtussling is the male version of scissoring.

Dylan: "Whenever I get into a tussle, people always start going for my crotch."

Silverman: "CROTCHTUSSLE!!!!"

OR:

Silverman: "Haaaeeey, you wanna go crotchtussle tonight?"
Dylan: "Okaaaaay, I would love to!!"

Silverman: "Uhhh. Two young dead hot Hispanic intolerable boys. Crotchtussling."

by Ginger Mac September 12, 2009