crotchal

in the general area of the crotch; near the genitalia

"Man, did you see that piece of metal sticking out of Jay's crotchal area?!"

by Gina January 18, 2003

Crotchlobster

One who at first sight of a male's genitalia, latches on with the strength of a lobster claw.

Musse is a crotchlobster, b/c he grabed Anson's privates yesterday.

by Christof October 14, 2004

crotchal zone

synonymous with groinalplex, the crotchal zone is an important and sensitive region between the legs encompassing the genitalia. one must take care to protect the crotchal zone from flying objects and venereal diseases.

can be quite fun to use both 'groinalplex' and 'crotchal zone' side-by-side.

Sean, will you please stop gesturing to your crotchal zone and pass the 'melk?'

by elemental May 4, 2005

crotchless pantyhose

A kind of pantyhose a woman wears so she dosen't have to pull then down to get fucked.

Kathy's wearing crotchless pantyhose.

by Deep blue 2012 September 11, 2009

crotchface

(noun) the location on one's body that can be specified as between the crotch and face.
(verb) to occupy the crotchface

guy#1: check out that drunk girl crotchfacing that guy!
guy#2: man, she must have had a lot of wild turkey.
guy#1: yeah, she is ALL UP in his crotchface!

by Rjew Sap Bucket December 7, 2009

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

Count Crotchula

the greatest person ever to invent a word and put it on this site.

Person 1: have you ever read one of Count Crotchula's words?

Person 2: of course i have that guys the funniest person i've ever heard.

by ilililililil August 16, 2008