crotchtacular

An adjective used to describe a pair or pants or shorts that put your package on display.

I don't know man. Those sweatpants are crotchtacular. You may want to grab a larger size

by ariesjow August 24, 2005

crotchital

Areas contained within the crotch and adjacent nearby zones.

Dude! I hooked up with that chick last week and now I'm itching all around my crotchital area.

by 1960Pegleg September 26, 2019

Simon Crocetta

says they will play games with you and your friends. but doesnt. stays in discord voice chat.

Friend 1: Hey man you down to play minecraft with the bois today?
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.

Friend 2: was a simon crocetta

by nalahpesoj June 22, 2021

crotchety

1. Of or pertaining to the crotchular region.

2. Of a sexually promiscuous nature.

1. Ray-Ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.

2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.

by Toochie May 26, 2006

crotchet

an old woman that lassos men's penis with a crocheted lasso.

look at that old crotchet, she's got a good haul today.

by gay-potato December 10, 2019

Crotchety Old Man

Brilliant, yet demented, older barely gentleman

The Crotchety Old Man is pants

by Bleacher 15 August 13, 2008

Crotchtaminating

The act of contaminating a large or even small portion of food by itching one’s crotch and then directly handling food. Only the most trifling are crotchtaminators

“I couldn’t eat Lesh’s baked potato- I watched her itch her crotch and then put it on my plate”

“Damn, straight up crotchtaminating the food smh”

by sumchick445 February 8, 2023