“Wow,” Panda says, glued to the ice dancing in Beijing. “Digging the crotchspin.”
“Ahh, Good One,” sneers mama, who loves to abuse Panda’s street name. “The closest you came to a skate was Sugar Pond Warming Hut in 1990.”
Right, daydreams Panda. That bitchin’ Brian Maleski, he knew his way around a crotchspin. The ice was hard too.
“Ahh, Good One,” sneers mama, who loves to abuse Panda’s street name. “The closest you came to a skate was Sugar Pond Warming Hut in 1990.”
Right, daydreams Panda. That bitchin’ Brian Maleski, he knew his way around a crotchspin. The ice was hard too.
by Hifalutin! February 7, 2022
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The guy at the movies is such a crotchpiece. He acts like he is from the ghetto, but he is really a rich white kid.
by Michael Bukkake January 11, 2008
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It's sorta like spooning except better. It's crucial that your crotches are touching to ensure the wrath of the awkward boner.
"Bae, we should totally crotch."
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Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.
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Crotching is the act of sticking ones crotch against a magnificently sculpted ass.
by Mattimus Maximus December 20, 2015
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Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.
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Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?
by Dannygogo February 2, 2016
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During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.
by 4amigos February 16, 2017
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Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
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by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018
Get the Crotching mug.The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.
"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"
"Let's go crotching tonight"
"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"
"Yes, you got crotched big time."
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"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"
"Yes, you got crotched big time."
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