cooter tracks

A slimy snail trail left on a surface by any female when they rub their moist genitalia against it.

The stripper left her cooter tracks on the davenport.

by Dr. Ryan August 6, 2005

Crooked grind

A skateboarding trick where you ollie onto a rail, land your front truck on the rail, and grind the rail at about a 45 degree angle. Not a beginner trick.

Crooked's look neat.

by Ricky Benda May 27, 2005

cooter cannon

A loose or "blown out" vagina

I couldn't even go down on Becky, her cooter cannon looked like it was ready to fire.

by Meat wallet March 19, 2015

Crooked H

Democratic presidential candidate in 2016 and former first lady Hillary Clinton (1993-2001), as referred to by American President Donald Trump in his posts on Twitter.

"Crooked H destroyed phones w/ hammer, 'bleached' emails, & had husband meet w/AG days before she was cleared..." 12:56 PM - 15 Jun 2017 @realDonaldTrump

by Quiltraveler May 29, 2018

Dunked your cooter

a localized version of “putting your foot into”something” / “she put her whole pussy into that,” doing the most

Wow Steve, this latte is so good! You really dunked your cooter into that!”

by amxd December 9, 2022

snab crooker

crab snooker - to play snooker using live crabs and a pole.

He played snab crooker and was ecstatic!

by councillor colin kemp February 16, 2005

CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.

"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."

by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 11, 2017