cleveland cooter

someone from cleveland who wipes from back to front resulting in a crap smeared pussy

dude you gotta tell your girlfriend to wipe front to back because i could smell your girlfriend's cleveland cooter while i was doing her

by puddination December 21, 2009

Cooter Canoe

The external female urinary catheter used in the medical world.

This patient dribbles urine when she giggles. She has earned herself a cooter canoe.

by Nurse Kevin November 1, 2020

cootchcanceller

A cootchcanceller is a girl that is performing a cockblock between one of her female friends and a dude that was about to get lucky with her. Sometimes, sex is imminent. The girl`s into you. You`ve executed the perfect pick-up and all systems are a go. Everything`s looking good, and you`re about to leave with her, when for some reason, (jealousy, perhaps), the girl`s best friend appears out of nowhere and stops her from leaving with you. She somehow convinces her that you`re a creep and that it`s better to go home, have a girl`s night and watch re-runs of Dawson`s Creek instead of leaving with you and getting laid. For the dude that was about to get the action, the girl that jumped in and ruined it all was a real cootchcanceller.

John and Sally were just about to leave the party to go have a little sex session. They wanted to try an Ian Phelgming followed by a lobeload. Suddenly, Jane jumped in and had a hissy fit. She insisted that Sally stay at the party to talk about their feelings.
John went home alone to jerk off.
That Jane is a real cootchcanceller.

by Marc, O.C. & Evan Z. January 3, 2010

cootchie sauce

The ejaculatory fluids of a woman, known to leave a signature scent on the male package (or face) so that your woman will always know if you have been putting that thing where it doesn't belong!

Dumb ass Ben: "I did the deed with my girlfriend this morning, nailed my secretary for lunch, did the cocktail waitress in the ladies room after work and wanked it on my drive home. When I got home and stepped in the door, she made me drop trou, sniffed my package and said she smelled another woman on me! How the hell can she tell that it's not her cootchie sauce that she is smelling, is she part bloodhound or what???"

Good friend: "No Benjamin, you're a dumb ass!"

by Misty Dawn June 30, 2008

cooter

vagina

My cooter itches!

by lola October 9, 2002

belly cooter

Noun: This term describes the look of an 'innie' belly button, most likely on a heavy-set person, that has worn a shirt that is a little too tight. The odd-shaped indention where the belly button is looks a bit like a womanly orifice.

"Dude, what is up with your stomach?"
"It's wash day, had to wear an old shirt."
"You've got belly cooter..."
"...it's wash day. Shut it!"

Also: Can be sung to Heart's "Barracuda". Oohhhh! Belly Cooter!

by GNox August 30, 2006

cooter crunch

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.

Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.

by md/urban March 12, 2009