croomed

You just got your ass beat. And, given time, Sylvester is going to do it to you again!

Nick Saban got Croomed in Starkville during the 2007 football season.

by skb@msu December 27, 2007

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cromie

A mans cooch, or butt-hole, the most accessible outlet

"i was just butt-fuckin' my homie, and i stuck it in his cromie."

by bagels9000 June 19, 2008

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croonies

little hoodrats who steal your shit

"Those croonies stole my iPod!!!"

by Krystinerrr December 28, 2011

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When you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. Similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.

Legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.

When Fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before Fundo had a chance to read it.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

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crookie

a cross-dressing wookie(see definition) who you encounter outside, and he asks you to stay in your room. He will have symptoms of mental problems. He proceeds to come in to your room and ask to sleep on the floor, saying that the "hospital kicked him out." He then proceeds to obviously hit on your roomate, telling him "he's one of a kind." if you don't kick this "crookie" out of your room, he might steal your purse, your laptop, or your life. If you ever meet a crookie, leave your room as soon as possible, and pray you never see him again

Wow, Derrick was a real crookie last night

by nick dimille March 31, 2008

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