Crocs

The ugliest "shoe" ever made. Coming in a variety of fruity colors, it is a disgrace to see any male over the age of 8 (or under the age of 50) wearing them. Costing pennies to make, then marked up by about 5,000%, these "shoes" make you look like a dumbass.
1. If I ever buy crocs, please shoot me in my face.

2. I gave my crocs to a homeless person, but he threw them out.
by Noltons7 August 20, 2009
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those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.
look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.

that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly
by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008
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"Gotta put these crocs in 4 wheel drive"
by TheKidMegatron July 10, 2021
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Made by humans, for humans, to prevent humans , basically they're condoms
Hey sexy wanna come to my place. No you have crocs
by TheNorris27 January 22, 2019
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Shoes for people with no taste. They look dorky as hell and are insanely overpriced for the simple fact they are merely molded plastic. The funny thing is nobody would touch these hideous things when they were 5 dollars and sold at hardware stores for gardeners. Once they became insanely over rpiced and were worn by celebs with no taste they sell like hotcakes
Crocs are shoes for people with no taste
by DennisIsEvil September 06, 2009
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(adjective)

another word for dope, fire, or cool.
Adam: Yo Katy is croc, I fuck with her.
Bella: Yeah, she cool.
by katyloveshellokitty July 24, 2020
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Croc

An exceptionally thick mustache on a woman.
- Hey look at the massive facial hair on that girl's upper lip!
- Yeah that's like the biggest croc I've ever seen.
by K.K. Slider August 05, 2011
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