crocs

"Giant feet condoms with holes in them." ~Jenna Marbles

Crocs are just giant feet condoms with holes in them: they prevent you from getting laid, they don't totally protect you, and they look rather silly.

by ScarlettaFermatta December 28, 2014

crocs

Crocs are the best shoe ever invented. Crocs were originally designed to be the perfect boating shoe but turned out to be so much more than that. Crocs come in an extremely wide range of colors and styles. You can also spice your crocs up with jibbitz like Peppa Pig or Spidey. These lil beauties can do anything. Wear em to the pool or beach, wear em to the store, wear em to prom, wear em wherever you fricken want baby. You can even run in those bad boys, just be sure to put the strap back to ensure that they are in sports mode. Get yourself a pair of crocs. I'm telling you they will change your life and your soul.

Wow... Is Isla wearing the limited edition Gucci crocs?! That's So fricken tight.

by shaquille oatmeal April 12, 2019

Crocs

If you wear crocs you do litty doe

Yoooo you do be wearing dem crocs

by Little big boy69 May 11, 2020

crocs

the best thing to wear during the summer, even better when in sports mode.

person 1: dude have you seen that guy running, he is so fast!
person 2: it is because he is wearing crocs in sports mode!!!

by ilovecrocs69 September 2, 2022

crocs

swiss cheese for your feet.

person 1: yo, can i get some swiss cheese for my feet?
person 2: sure bro, crocs right?
person 1: yeah bro
person 2: here you go bro
person 1: thanks bro

by rxmzaa September 10, 2022

crocs

The coolest motherfucking shoes in the world!

Man that kid is wearing crocs he’s so cool

by Madie23478 September 8, 2018

crocs

beautiful shoes. VERY COMFY. They have holes in them to eat snacks and save the snacks for later! Also to drink something then pour your drink in the holes and get a straw and drink it later!!!!! So convenient.

Girl: HEY I THINK I'M GOING TO GET SOME CROCS TODAY...
Girls Friend: omg WE SHOULD SO GET MATCHING PAIRS OF THOSE COMFY FOOD CARRYING SHOES

by ashley2424 November 10, 2012