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crock-shits

I made crock-shits of cash playing poker last night.
by Cydne Washington December 26, 2008
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Petty Crocker

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty
“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girlon a loop for 3 hours.
by Jade silver November 23, 2018
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A combination of the words fucking and crazy.
Coined by an indie band from Texas "Deer, Daniel"
stay cruckzy
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crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!
Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.
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Crackzet

Crackzet is the legendary scammer of all time that will go down in history. Crackzet off all time has a big nose
Aldri sett en broaster. Crackzet of all time
by Crackzet April 17, 2021
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Tubbs and Crockett

You trying to get with Tubbs and Crockett later?
by Yabels September 10, 2010
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crock

Bullshit, nonsense, something that is a lie. However, crock is not usually used as an interjection like the above words may be.

Crock is quickly being picked up as a retort for proverbs or phrases such as; "You can do anything you set your mind to," or, "Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

Crock can also be used to describe a phony or false thing or someone who is a sham.
"Two wrongs don't make a right?" What a crock! Two lefts don't make a right either jackass!

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat forever." Unless of course, the man gets tired of eating fish, because no human can eat the same thing for their entire life without getting pissed off at it. And unless, the fish is poisoned, not cleaned properly before eaten, etc. Definitely a crock.

"Fine feathers make fine birds." Right, except for the part where birds aren't made out of feathers, idiot.

Remember that the word "crock" isn't limited to insulting phrases, though.
by Wild Jango September 5, 2005
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