crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.

"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
“Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”

by Abby_c July 7, 2017

crotchital

Areas contained within the crotch and adjacent nearby zones.

Dude! I hooked up with that chick last week and now I'm itching all around my crotchital area.

by 1960Pegleg September 26, 2019

Cochita

Cochita refers to "Cosita= Thingy" or "Cosa = Thing". In Mexican slang it is used when someone is being adorable.

Ko: You're such a cutie, Andy.
Andy: Awww, cochita. You're the cute one!!

by MexicanFlavour March 16, 2022

crochet

The process of tying knots to tie more knots to further tie knots, therefor making a scarf.

I wasted a lot of time making a scarf using crochet.

by sweetspanishflower May 16, 2016

crochbit

Some one who bites another person in the croch! (Not literally) It has to be AGAINST a female!

(A cheap shot)! Imagine Your getting the best blow job in the WORLD then she bites it!!! a crochbite feels just as bad as that but its verbally not physically directed toward a female!

Sitting down at your girlfriends house, eating dinner with her parents... You ask for a moment of silence.. the attention is on you! You say your daughter is soo loose, is that a family trait or just her?
You go home and tell your bros the story. And your buddy turns to you and says WOW man you crochbit her! VERRY NICE!

by cocabomo November 4, 2009

Spanish crocheting

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.

Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?

by Yarnar300 December 9, 2021

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019