coach gibbe

the name of the greatest pe teacher in the world. he is very muscular, and all of his students strive to be exactly like him. he is a beast in the weight room with an unknown bench press. but experts say it could be anywhere from 5000 to 7500 pounds

Yesterday, i saw coach gibbe benching 4500 pounds, while still using his shake weight.

by gibbster456 December 7, 2010

coaches don’t play

It’s a way of saying “I help people with relationships but I’m not in a relationship.”

You’re so good at giving relationship advice, how the hell are you single?
Because coaches don’t play.

by Rachel Barry August 23, 2019

Crotch Luggage

Ones junk, the male penis and balls
First used by Fez Whatley of Ron & Fez

For one to masturbate they would tug on the Crotch Luggage

by Mr crotch luggage November 5, 2010

Smelly Crotch

When your crotch is stinky like a fish

“I haven’t showered in 13 days I have such a smelly crotch”

by ZACHYWILLY October 9, 2020

Crotch

It's a special part that we all have down there.

Yessssss, I really like your crotch

by DeezCrutch November 1, 2020

Crotch Nachos

When your jizz looks or tastes like cheese.

"Oh man, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and it tasted like cheese!"

"Yup, crotch nachos."

by pervs4eva January 31, 2010

coach daddy

Always there for you, Coach Daddy is the answer to all of your questions. He always gives, never receives.

Help me, Coach Daddy!

I'll take some more meat please, Coach Daddy.

by Coach daddy's son May 29, 2017