Mr Croan

Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.

His ability includes-

Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)

Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.

Mr Croan swallowed me using his armpit hair

by Big Blallus August 23, 2023

croatan high school

A pot distributing factory posing as a high school

Person one: You go to croatan high school?
Person two:*too high to answer*

by ghosty ghost December 20, 2010

Croagunk

A person/pokemon who insists on cockblocking just for the sheer hell of it. He embarrasses you in public by jabbing you with his poison while you are in the middle of making a move, screwing you overin a way no one else can.

Man if that croagunk gets in my way one more time, I'm going to kill him.

by Yin_the_Absol October 9, 2008

serbo-croatian

The common language of several former Yugoslavian republics: Serbia, Croatia and Bosnia. But don't tell a Serb, Croat or Bosnian that. ;)

Dr. Kovaæ speaks Serbo-Croatian and English.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Croaker

A doctor. Specifically one that could be persuaded to write a prescription for effective narcotics.

Lee was getting sick, and junk was nowhere to be found in the streets. He needed to score. He knew of a croaker that kept his office on 32nd street, Jimmy the fag said he would write for anybody.

by nebuchadnezzar zeller December 9, 2008

Croatan High School

A collection of the most obnoxious white kids (aged 14-18) in any specific area.

Person 1: Hey you wanna head out tonight?
Person 2: Nah, all the Croatan High School kids are out.

by herndonium September 15, 2020

Croak the frog

a term used to describe the act of masturbation - similar to “choke the chicken”

“I’m going to go home, relax and go croak the frog.”

by thatdudeoverthere11 March 17, 2023