Punky Crisps

A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.

You can drop the following items into this bin:

LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine

by Telephony July 23, 2014

Crispolish

Crispolish - Adjective
1.) Used to describe something or someone that is clean or fresh

2.) Referring to a situation where something comes in clutch

1.) "Those rims you put on the Benz are crispolish"

"Did you see my brother rockin the bow tie at the wedding? He was looking real crispolish"

2.) "I can't believe you missed the game last night. They made such a crispolish play to end it in overtime"

by TheRealZu March 1, 2015

Crispy news

Crispy news refers to any information regarding someone that is newsworthy. It is a much stronger word then gossip.

Do you have any crispy news about Mevani?

by Ethi26 December 21, 2010

Crispy concords

Kate's boyfriend

Jim: Who's Crispy concords?
Billy bigdick: Glenn's godfather

by Your real name321 December 14, 2020

Crispy Tina

The act of putting a chicken tender into a vagina and then eating it. Sexually.

Mitch gave Liz a Crispy Tina last night. It was just ok.

by Mike Ditka's Ghost August 28, 2013

fat crispy

A brand new 100 dollar bill.

I'm asking $120 but I'd let it go for a fat crispy.

by Cloudninemike October 21, 2014

hair by crispy

A racist hair dresser who gives you crispy and frazzled extensions and streaky highlights for $4000 And refuses for her or her clients to wear a mask in the middle of a global pandemic where millions have died

Why are all these tiktokers getting there hair done they all look the same im never letting Hair by crispy touch my hair

by Urbandictioner101 October 18, 2020