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Jebus Crisp

What people should say when they are shocked around Christian
"OMFG! JEBUS CRISP!" I said when I saw something disgusting. I didn't want to offend any of the Christians around this area, so I just said Jebus Crisp instead.
by Tauralea Swaggs December 12, 2015
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Cripe-Tight

A racecar, typically a non wing sprint car, that has under steer, or is tight

Tight racecars don't turn when you want them to. Also referred to as "pushing"
It's a common symptom that is easily corrected with mechanical input through various means.

Cripe-tight racecars are built and set up by one certain mechanic that thinks cars should carry the left rear entering the corner and forces the driver to over drive the car and make him uncomfortable.
"Man, did you see Kejon qualify? He was pushing like a dump truck on one end and biked hard on the other end"
"Yeah I did. It was hard to watch. He was CRIPE-TIGHT!"
by Racer271 November 15, 2014
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Crisbell

A pretty ass ganster with a big ass. She'll beat the crap out of you if your on her bad side. If your on her bad side better watch out. She loyal to the people or person she loves so you don't got to worry
Crisbell got a strong attitude even tho she dont show it at times

#Bigass
by Horny cockburns September 13, 2017
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cripe-a-diddy

A super squeaky clean non-swear word for people who do not swear.
When my dear aunt was very upset, she used to mutter under her breath, “well, cripe-a-diddy!”
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021
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Criselle

A funny and bubbly girl. You wouldn't think she's like that. She's very nice too people. But very funny! When she talks, everybody pays attention because they can't understand what she's saying. Sometimes she babbles a paragraph or so without understanding a singe word.
Stop talking too fast! You're being Criselle.
by cheenee October 3, 2010
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Crisper Gang

A Tight gang who feasts off of rice crispy’s and they logo is a snake
Wow dude I got excepted to the Crisper Gang
by Crisper Gang January 13, 2018
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Crispillingus

The act of ripping open a bag of crisps and licking out the salt and potato fragments in the corners.
Glowering, Reginald ripped open the near empty bag of salt-and-vinegar and performed an act of ecstatic crispillingus on it.
by Viktor Vee October 28, 2008
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