Cristiano Ronaldo 

Cristiano Ronaldo is the next player to make the number 7 shirt famous, just as King Eric did in the 90's, Ronaldo will do it in the 00's.

Millwall Cup Final and that cross - need I say more

Cristiano Ronaldo by Mike August 23, 2004

cristian 

A common mexican name. Is a person that is very cool, funny a great friend. He will always put a smile on your face. He likes to play sports and is ready for anything. He is well know for having a very large d**k and very good in sex. Girls want to be with him and guys want to be him. He is also a hustler, sexy and has ideas that can make a lot of money. Other then that a great person

" Hey that guy is very cool. His being a cristian"
Hey cristian!!! lets go see some strippers"
Linda: Wow last night i was with cristian and he was a animal"
Girl: "Hey cristian, you sexy man are you going to bring your special friend tonight"
"That guy is such a cristian"

cristian by cris23/\ March 19, 2010

cristian 

a dude that is blesses with a lovely and sweet family and is always surrounded by great pals and awesome friends. He will never be left alone in this crazy world. ironically, he always insist on being strong and independent. a strong dude that has a great world of his own.

a: who is that ?
b: that is cristian
a: shit i just jizz in my pants

cristian by longforattention April 11, 2010

cristian carranza 

piece of shit. literal scum of the earth. poster child of a fuckboi. the embodiment of a degenerate. thinks he's the shit, but actually is shit. head ass.

fuck him he's such a cristian carranza.

cristian carranza by longdickkkkk June 4, 2016

Cristian 

Cristian is one of the best people to talk too, he will make your heart race when u see him and your heart stop with his smile. He always seems to be able to make almost anyone laugh at any given time his not like other guys his loyal to his girl and would do anything to keep her happy, overall His a hot , sweet, loyal guy that will take your breath away if u get a Cristian in your life don’t lose them u won’t get them back.

(Cristian and some girl talking)
Girl thinking his such a good person to talk to

Cristian by Yeet_es_the_fetis November 14, 2019

Cristian 

two cool for the h

cristian’s are just too cool for the h

Cristian by exposer456 April 27, 2020

Cristiano Columbus 

A Portuguese footballer and penalty merchant who is the descendant of the famous Italian explorer Christopher Columbus.

Cristiano Columbus is known for discovering numerous countries on international breaks together with his assistant Bruno Penandes.

He would normaly travel millions of miles, experiencing severe goal droughts, before arriving at a previously undiscovered location and planting his flag while shouting SIUUUUUU! Like a total bellend. Absolute fraud.

"Do you know about the countries Lithuania and Faroe Islands?"

'No, when were they discovered?'

"Last week by the explorer Cristiano Columbus."

'Oh right, no wonder I never heard about those places before.'

"Neither did I"

Cristiano Columbus by Sir Goat May 30, 2022