Crumpkin

A blowjob/head while in the toilet taking a dump.

“This bad bitch named Zaliyah gave me a crumpkin yesterday.”

by Biggernalls November 28, 2021

chimpkins

chimpkins are giant cowboy chickens that want to take over the world

i saw some chimpkins

by pee pee fingers May 22, 2022

Chimpkin

What I call my beautiful chickens.
They are loud and like to eat dirt.

My chimpkins need to stop eating dirt.

by Down-quark May 20, 2023

Pants be Crimpin'

an expression for ones pants being too large and crimp due to a use of a belt. It makes ones belt line like look like a strip of bacon and it feels very strange and awkward

Shennae: Yo Sharonda I'mma get some new jeans at Walmart these Pants be Crimpin' bitch.

Sharonda: Yeah gurl you look like u be wearing them parachute pants.

by STV21190EGRURRI November 27, 2011

crumpkin

a delicious, cream cheese filled pumpkin bar created by North Port Fishington Cookie Factory.

Dude: Hey man you wanna go to the cafe?
Dude2: Hell Yeah! They've got those Crumpkins right? Those are my jawn!
Dude: Word. Best jawns ever!
Dude2: If I could hump a season it would definitely be fall.

by mikelanders September 30, 2010

crimpin

A cripple that excels in the art of pimping. This trait is usually found in an individual with no use of their legs, loud and rowdy attitude, and always surrounded by a group of followers.

Everyone knows Gardner, that kid is straight crimpin.

by baldwinofdeath February 25, 2010

crimpin (also crampin)

1. smothering or producing an uncomfortable feeling

2. becoming too attached to something or a person

3. to put into an awkward situation

Dude, lay off when I'm around Lateesha, you crimpin my style.

by Jer November 30, 2003