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body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.
Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.
by grandmalseizure May 1, 2005
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So Cricket

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Used to describe something or a situation as "so ghetto," especially from an economical standpoint.
"When I asked him why he had a plastic cover in his couch, he told me that he was still making payments to Rent-a-Center on it and wanted to keep it fresh!"
..."Girl, that shit is SO CRICKET"

example 2: "I didn't send you that email you ask for because the signal on my neighbor's WiFi was all jacked with the weather."
..."Dude, you are SO CRICKET!"

example 3: "Look who's riding on new Rent-N-Rolls!"
..."You are SO CRICKET!"
by MemphisTees February 21, 2011
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Spitting Cricket

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A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.
Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.
by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019
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Alabama Spoon Cricket

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Yo, Tyrone! You is one dirty rotten Alabama spoon cricket!!
by Synonymous-Stan July 26, 2010
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AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by BigP July 2, 2005
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Sex Cricket

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A sex Cricket, one who hops from dick to dick while chirping loudly
by Scmtb831 January 25, 2020
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