Cretnob

A tearm used to describe a complete jez Coates/fucking idiot

Leo coke is such an idiot he drinks toilet water what a cretnob

by Cretnob September 2, 2018

Cretenoid

A person who makes sentences like: "Then I heard something ,something so horrible it made me eat my pocket calculator while laser beams made from cannon balls were running marathons around my ironing iron."

The formal definition is a breeding mistake made by an idiot ,a moron and a kamikaze

PERSON A:Hey! How are you?

CRETENOID: I don't know. Disturbed.

PERSON A: Why?

CRETENOID: Becouse my door fell down and
started singing the national
anthem.

by Tale07.cro January 12, 2009

Harvey Cretin

Someone who has a very big head,eyes and a very small ear.To fit in this category you have to of had cake in your face, owned a pair of sambas and sent a pic of your chode to a 12 year old. If you fit in this category you need to be very careful with your head, because your head is so big it can cause serious damage that can end earth eg. BIG BANG

An example of Harvey Cretin is someone who looks like a pug

by Reece Cant December 18, 2017

Crutinous

Something distasteful, unpleasant, undesirable or untrue.

Man, thats a load of godamn crutinous boy.

or

That girl is so crutinous.

Can also be used as an expletive when upset, eg:

I broke my ipod. Crutinous!

by Evergreen1970 May 21, 2009

Cretin

A disgusting human, in every way physically possible. Often a person who attempts to make jokes at other people to hide his true inside feelings of rejection.

Jonny was a cretin, everyone at work knew he was a cretin. It's the only word to fit his truly rejected personaity.

by Miranda Hart February 2, 2015

Cretin-Derham Hall

An elite private school in St. Paul MN. It is hard to get into, and even harder to graduate with a 3.5 or higher. Amazing sports, hot girls, and a lot of prep. The only negative is the uniforms. Often called CDH. Rival teams are Eden Prarie, Edina, and Mounds View.

I wish I could have gotten into Cretin-Derham Hall, but I get bad grades so I go to DeLaSalle.

Wow, look at that girl! She must go to Cretin-Derham Hall.

by 2013HollaAlways July 31, 2011

cretinismus enormous

an enormous cretin. a fool of extraordinary magnitude whose stupidity is enmeshed with megalomania.

george bush exhibits the cretinismus enormous syndrome here:

1. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

2. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

by Hari Subramanyam June 12, 2008