Cremation grease fire 🔥

Cremation grease fire.
When a morbidly obese person is cremated and the excessive fat leaks out.

When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025

Post cremation

When someone's been cremated and there ashes get caught in the house fire.

The evidence points to post cremation.

by DeathProxxy December 11, 2021

content cremator

Person who puts up the crappiest content ever.

I never look at his stuff. He’s a content cremator.

by Screaming Old Man April 18, 2022

Cremator's Delight

noun

Performed with a recently deceased corpse, The Cremator’s Delight begins with the living participant engaging in vigorous anal penetration of the corpse, ideally before rigor mortis fully sets in. Once satisfied, they proceed to ejaculate either inside the corpse or onto a designated body part, usually the face or chest.

Next comes the most depraved stage: the participant carefully removes a small portion of flesh from the corpse (often from the anal region or genitals), cooks or chars it using a blowtorch, and then consumes it on the spot—either chewing it slowly or swallowing it whole.

To complete The Cremator’s Delight, the participant scrapes up any remaining dried bodily fluids, blood, or burnt skin flakes from the corpse or surrounding area, crushes it into a fine powder, and then snorts it like cocaine—sometimes moaning phrases like “Send me to the ash realm” for extra ritualistic flair.

Tom: "Bro, you think I’m messed up for eating ass? My mate Dawko did The Cremator’s Delight - he railed a corpse, ate its charred butthole, then snorted the ashes."

Dylan: "Oh man, not the Cremator's Delight! You're friend Dawko sure is cooked!"

by King of Cum Junction July 4, 2025

The Old Cremator

when a bunch of old sweaty men get together in a sauna and partake in a diddy party

"Yo bro i was at the pool and went into the sauna and joined in on The Old Cremator!"

by Goontavious III Gonnius II March 26, 2025

Crematic

The texture and essence of dairy but not limited to dairy products. Also giving dairy tendencies to non-dairy substances. Such as when you don’t want a cream-style liquid, including substitutes like coconut, almond or cashew milk. The embodiment of cream itself. This extends to all cream products: ice cream, sauces, half and half, anything cream-like. Wanting for example, a sorbet or vinaigrette instead of ranch or bleu cheese.

I don’t want anything crematic. I want something fresh and crisp. Something that makes my tongue dance in a way of having ceviche say, instead of mashed potatoes and gravy.

by Billie Kent September 21, 2025

cremated Chisholm

Common law, Texas, single for 70 years, CI

cremated Chisholm sitting on a mantle

by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker December 10, 2024