Grand Crayon

The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.

One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."

by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009

crayonabilism

The act of eating crayons. Popular among canines and preschoolers.

Abby's well pocked, malformed crayons were a sure sign of crayonabilism. Rainbow colored poo is sure to follow.

by jlgenory August 17, 2010

purple crayon chaser

A white chick who only has sex with black dudes. Purple crayon being a black penis.

That white bitch is a purple crayon chaser

by Purplenurple December 4, 2013

poop crayon

A poop crayon is a poop that is used to write on the walls of a narrow bathroom stall. This usually happens when some emergency occurs when the poop is part of the way out your bum- you stand up, bend down, move around and meanwhile your half-extruded poo is writing all over the walls.

Once I viewed the stall smeared with poo, I formed my poop-crayon theory.

by no thanks October 9, 2003

crayons

if u don’t smell like crayons then leave.

me: yall know damn well what crayons i’m talking about

by haha lol xd November 4, 2020

Ass Crayon

The resultant fecal protrusion as result of fighting off the imminent need to defecate, that has moved beyond the turtle head stage. Ambulatory movement while in this state results in the subsequent movement of the Ass Crayon, thus creating a abstract expressionistic piece of art on the inside of the persons underwear.

Not wanting to crap in the pub's gnarly toilet, Drew knew his wiggling Ass Crayon would make quite a masterpiece as he waddled his way home.

by teh collective January 13, 2010

crason

when you have a friend named carson. but however, you are an illiterate human who cannot spell simple words.

'hi crason how are you today"
"my name is carson-"

by riv3r++ January 18, 2021