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crashnbrn

Often imitated, never duplicated.

1. Crashnbrn is an internet personality that has been around for 15 years, as of June of 2012.

She has been everything from a D&D style pyromancer, named 'Perfect girlfriend of the Internets' from 1999-2003, and more.

She was the first one to come up with the meme 'It's navy!'' and the conjunction words 'Cutiful', 'prettiful', and 'confuzzled'.

2. Used when calling someone 'the perfect girlfriend'. (Also known as an 'Autumn')

3. Someone who comes up with memes or conjunction or 'understandable make-up' words. (Also known as a 'crash'.)
1. "Hey, I'm a crashnbrn! I just came up with the word 'smarticles'!"

"Wow, Crash! That's cool!"

2. I'm so lucky to have you. You're such an Autumn... a real crashnbrn.
by One and only Crash sidekick! December 22, 2010
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Global casino

Another term for the 'stock market'. Due to the overwhelming amount of money gambled on a daily basis at stock markets around the world, they may collectively be understood to be the 'global casino'.
Wife: Honey, could you please pick up the kids after school?

Stock Broker Husband: Not going to happen sweetie...my buds and I are all getting loaded and going to the global casino, I'll see you tomorrow.
by jesustime March 17, 2009
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chasing turdbeams

When someone has what they think is a genius idea but it is far from it.
Getting his Masters Degree in Business did not eradicate his lifelong talent for chasing turdbeams.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Casino

An acroymn for Casino is "Cash and Savings Is Now Ours"!
I don't gamble anymore because to me...Casino stands for
"Cash and Savings Is Now Ours"!
by MyWay2Fortune July 24, 2009
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Chasing Chad

Chasing Chad* (or Chad chasing*) is when women pursue handsome, wealthy, emotionally unavailable men in a attempt to improve social standing (hypergamy) while simultaneously friend-zoning emotionally available candidates that register lower on the affluence / looks scales.

Chads use the chaser for sex, dump her, and then move on to other women. The chaser never learns and repeats the cycle, called "riding the merry-go-round"*. The Chad Chaser eventually finds herself past the flower of her youth, single, and whining on TikTok videos about how "there aren't any good men".

*terms coined by men's advice YouTuber "33 Secrets".
She is so busy Chasing Chad, she is going to find herself single and childless. She would do well to hop off the merry-go-round and settle down.
by Run.Forrest.Run January 25, 2022
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ego crashing

Streamer bfk_fer1yfe's defition for when a driver's ego is too big to maneuver out of an iminent, perfectly avoidable car crash, so they just keep going forward trusting that the other driver will avoid them.
These dogs Nissan Altima drivers could have avoided hitting each other but ended up ego crashing. Hello or no?
by RPFMyHalland November 17, 2022
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Chasing the dragon

This term is a bit more complicated than merely "smoking opium". It starts when you have your first high, the world is peaceful, everything is perfect, you're numb, but in the best way possible. But, soon, it starts wearing off. Fast. Your mind races, you're pulled out of your dream world. You crave the drug more and more, wanting to feel the same way as you did on your first high. You go to the dealer and buy the same amount you had the first time, and smoke. Still feels good, but not as good as first time. You go and buy more. Closer, but not quite there. You're stuck, you don't know what to do. You want to go back to that little dream world and stay forever, but your body is already developing a tolerance. You panic. You use all your money to buy more and more and more, but still, not the same as that first time. You realize that you have no more money, so you start selling your things, pawning whatever could get you that next bag. Still, nothing compared to what you had on that first, magical time. So, you're broke and own nothing. But you don't care, all you care about is getting back to the first high. You start stealing, doing "favors", whatever gets you the money for the attempt. Your life becomes a living hell, all in search of a repeat of the first high. That's chasing the dragon.
I doubt an example is necessary here.
by Woody. December 29, 2004
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