camshafter

(Noun) In the Automotive industry, a homosexual mechanic or one who is predisposed to flamboyant car modifications.

"Look at the hectic neons on that Nissan! I'll bet you the owner is a camshafter"

"Those camshafters in the HKS factory give a whole new meaning to the term 'blown engine'".

by Ynngwie J Malmsteen August 10, 2009

trapshaft

when receiving a blow job from some slut the guy starts to thrust his cock back and forward very quickly and with great force in the bitchs mouth(trap). shafting it till the bitch starts choking. this is called the trap shaft.

i was poking that bitches tonsils with my bell end when i gave her the trapshaft last night.

by j2008 February 23, 2008

Dusty Crankshaft

When an old man blows his load in a girls face and all that comes out is dust;therefore pissing the girl off

The girl was pissed at the old mans dusty crankshaft when he blew his load.

by deichert June 14, 2008

crankshaft

When a women gives her man a handjob using motor oil as the lubricant.

She crankshafted me at Jiffy Lube and now my dick is stained dark brown.

by Alex Winston June 14, 2008

Crapshankle

An expression conveying a mishap or other occasion than might cause a person to exclaim Darn, Gosh Dangit, Whoops.

It is meant to be used in civil conversation as it has no ulterior or sexual reference.

As Nuke stubbed her toe, she exclaimed "Crapshankle" so as not to offend the children near by.

by PaliFromCali January 16, 2013

Crapchat

A Snapchat picture that consists of a human bowel movement

"Dude...I just sent Michael a crapchat. Hope he can tell I had corn yesterday."

by bigfoot58 November 28, 2015

crapchatting

Snapchatting while taking a shit. Not pictures of the shit though, you weirdo. crapchat Snapchat Snapchatting

"Jake's been in the bathroom for 20 minutes! What's taking him so long??"
"Oh, he's probably sitting on the toilet crapchatting."

by Posaunist August 1, 2016