craplets

Applications that a computer manufacturer adds to their system on top of Microsoft's Operating System. Not only annoying, redundant and generally useless, they also contribute to Windows' fragile instability.

First seen on Slashdot on 1/12/07

I just powered up my brand new Dell laptop, and after 10 minutes of loading all of their little craplets, the battery caught on fire, and then Windows crashed.

by caspian hiro January 13, 2007

crapple

Another name for Apple, who makes the worst computers ever made except for word-processing (which my old 66 MHZ can do) and graphic design. Tries to lure newbies in by making flashy colors, but then craps on their heads.

Bob: Hey, want to play Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy?

Jake: No, my mom bought me a crApple. It doesn't support any games!

Bob: That's teh sux0rz!

by Froggyliciousness February 8, 2004

Crapplegasm

When an Apple fan gets so excited about their Apple product that they have a slight orgasm in their Rose Gold iPants.

Steve: "Dude, did you see that awesome new iPhone 27?"
Adam: "Oh man, I just had a Crapplegasm"

by MattMatters February 7, 2017

Crapplestory

it is Maplestory which sucks so much it becomes crap and thus the name crapplestory

person1:hey u play crapplestory yet?
person2:No man it stinks it came out of someones ass
person1:yeah but i love that crap
person2:nerd...

by pseudonym112341 October 3, 2009

crappleberries

A type of fruit that is a mixture between human crap and blueberries. Usually mentioned when you are upset or frustrated. Can be substitued for crap.

Cappleberries. I accidently stuck my hand in crap.

or.

What the crappleberries little Timmy. Why do you always steal my meatloaf in the dining commons.

by Eric Gunink December 6, 2005

crappetizer

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.

Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.

by whybotherbro August 5, 2010

crapple juice

Cranberry-apple juice. Related to grapple juice and crazberry juice.

Ok guys, who drank all the crapple juice?

by loligon November 27, 2011