Crapple

A shot of Crown Apple with a splash of cranberry.

Ay bitch we need 3 crapples.

by breezy929 May 18, 2016

Crapples

Essentially, "crap". But exponentially cooler.

CRAPPLES. MY VOUCHER FOR THE COLLEGE BOOKSTORE HAS DISAPPEARED.

by Curtissed August 28, 2008

Crapple

Affectionate term for Apple.

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."

by fred October 22, 2003

Crapple

Crapple. A term used to signify some Apple product as being a hunk of shite.

Leon: What phone did you get Josh?
Josh: iPhone 11 Pr-
Leon: Why did you by that peice of shit?! Crapple! You better have not bought a MacBook...
Josh: Yes I did.
Leon: Crapple fanboy...

by LBSi UK (YouTube) December 01, 2019

Crapple

The So called healthy foods that arent really healthy... Low fat oreos

Low fat Twinkies are crapple

by Bobby(thisisntmyrealname) November 01, 2010

Crapple

When one reaches into the fridge and pulls out a Snapple, sips, and realizes it is not the flavor of desire. This event usually occurs during the morning when one is most disoriented. 'Crapple' can be used two ways...a. A verb b. an interjection

a. “this doesn't taste like Snapple apple..."

"Gurl you jus crappled!"

b."Crapple! i didn't want diet peach tea. Shoot me!"

by owennn October 18, 2010

Crapple

Cranberry and apple, usually reffering to juice.

I love crapple juice.

by Green Tak October 17, 2008