Crayons and Onions

To smell musty or generally unpleasant.

Ex 1:
Guy 1: Hey man, I just got back from the gym.
Guy 2: Damn dude. You need to take a shower, your crayons and onions!

Ex 2:
Guy 1: Dude, smell my arm pits.
Guy 2: Ugh, crayons and onions!

by Mr. Friendly Guy June 22, 2009

Cranos

The start of fucking global warming. These types of species roam around school computers watching lesbian porn.

Pat: I hear cranos is in today
Jack: face explodes into a million bits and carcass instantly dissolves

by REeee kid December 20, 2019

cranstoning

Walking around aimlessly in your underwear or occasionally appearing nude in public with no previous recollection of one's whereabouts, where one assumes plausible deniability. Also known as Walter-Whiteing.

Wife: I just finished folding your laundry.
Husband: It's okay, I'm Cranstoning today for the Breaking Bad marathon.

by amcbreakingbad September 28, 2013

The Cranston

The scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl's thighs.

The Cranston is The scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl's thighs. Measured 1-3, it's based on how many imaginary horizontal fingers one could place in said gap. The higher the number (a 3 Cranston), the more space (which means more air flow, which results in a nicer situation down there). The lower the number, means she's fat and her thighs rub against each other.

by Dick Victory May 19, 2015

crons

1. A basketball club whose name is an acronym for "Come Ready Or Never Start"

2. A name designated by the Teriyaki House when they cannot understand your seemingly simple name.

Teriyaki House: What is your name?
Colin: Colin.
Teriyaki House: Ok, your name Crons from now on.
Colin: Okay...

Some Anonymous Person: Yo Colin, come over here.
Omid: Dude, his name is Crons. Say it right, bitch.
Colin: Fo sho, thats how I roll, ain't that right Cobin?
Omid: Damn straight son, lets get some food.
Colin: FEEEEEEET!!!

by Cobin and Crons November 3, 2007

Cranston East

Cranston East, the poor and more ghetto side of Cranston. Their motto is fuck bitches get money, but they don’t have any. Your outfits consist of fake Gucci belts and crop tops that you can tell where their childhood shirts because they can’t afford new ones. They literally make the teen pregnancies statistics , and you are guaranteed to either join a gang or get shot. Who’s the baby daddy? No one knows after that orgy but you know he wouldn’t show up either way. Oh did you think that was a hickey on his neck? No that was just a mark from their fake gold chains. Their hobbies include getting arrested and buying snacks with their food stamps. And you best believe that they’re high off weed this entire time.

Oh your from Cranston east? Which fast food joint are you going to work at when you get older?

by William the III April 14, 2019

madison cranston

A girl who is such a savage and usually has five younger sisters and 2 step parents. Being the oldest she is always very independent and smart. But this girl has a definite sweet tooth. Madisons love to listen to rap and there favorite person is Cardi B. Also her favorite color is marron or burgundy and she also has braces.

Madison Cranston are so Awesome i wish i could be like her.

by M-girls1738 June 14, 2018