2 definitions by William the III
The high school on the better side of Cranston. Full of kids who actually have the grades and the money to go to college, although we don’t even have to go to college because our daddies are still there to buy us what we want. Our money may not buy us happiness but it does buy us therapists and cocaine. Our parties are more lit because we can actually afford the good booze. The only deaths around here are suicides but I mean who isn’t suicidal these days? Our ACs may not work but we have AirPods to keep us cool. We don’t need heaters because hoes never get cold and we have Juuls to warm our lungs. Also haha we are hotter
by William the III April 14, 2019
Cranston East, the poor and more ghetto side of Cranston. Their motto is fuck bitches get money, but they don’t have any. Your outfits consist of fake Gucci belts and crop tops that you can tell where their childhood shirts because they can’t afford new ones. They literally make the teen pregnancies statistics , and you are guaranteed to either join a gang or get shot. Who’s the baby daddy? No one knows after that orgy but you know he wouldn’t show up either way. Oh did you think that was a hickey on his neck? No that was just a mark from their fake gold chains. Their hobbies include getting arrested and buying snacks with their food stamps. And you best believe that they’re high off weed this entire time.
by William the III April 14, 2019