cranky pirate

When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"

This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.

by Stand Ablaze May 17, 2006

cringy

when you wanna drink bleach and stuff

musically is cringy af

by juzerr October 11, 2017

cranny ax

Male genetalia. As heard in the song Bloodhound Gang - F.U.C.K

Batter dip the cranny ax, In the gut locker

by insecureshoe December 20, 2006

cranged

Finding something strange and cringing at it at the same time.

Person 1: I despise The Mu.
Person 2: *cranged*

by wykrhm July 10, 2019

Craggy Island

A fictional island off the west coast of Ireland. It is where the Channel 4 sitcom Father Ted is mainly set. They say if you're heading away from the island, you're heading in the right direction.

"Father Ted, Father Dougal and Father Jack live on Craggy Island."

by Georgeyy April 12, 2008

Crungy

A copious amount of dried up cum.

Oh my god, I woke up with crungy in belly button

by Crunger March 13, 2022

cranky

irritable, grouchy, crabby

Why are you so cranky today? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?

by Light Joker April 9, 2006