That one douche bag on every lacrosse team that rips shot from the top of the crease right at the goalies shins or head. Probably a Junior or Senior who didn’t make varsity because he’s such a dick For some reason they usually go by a name that starts with a J like Jack, Jared, Jake or Jacob.
Goalie: Dude, Jack is such a crease cranker can you tell him to fuck off?
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.
Crease Defenseman: Yeah he rips his shots into my balls sometimes. I think I’m gonnna wack him in the dick with my stick later.
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A word that can be used to describe anything really. A very good insult when in an argument
A word that can be used to describe anything really. A very good insult when in an argument
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Get the cranker mug.1. Adjective. The state of mind/blood alcohol level in which you are in a perpetual state of happiness that can not be ruined by anyone in grumpy town. This is usually brought on by enjoying several vodka cranberries in a hot tub but is also a way of life.
2. Noun. The general region around Kelly's hot tub that is often protected by a icy walk way and fortified by a wall of empty beers and frozen clothing that got left out the night before. This region is directly adjecent to Grumpy Town.
2. Noun. The general region around Kelly's hot tub that is often protected by a icy walk way and fortified by a wall of empty beers and frozen clothing that got left out the night before. This region is directly adjecent to Grumpy Town.
by Trevor Pratt January 21, 2008
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