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Crabapple Nipples

When the bumps on an areolas are rivaling the nipple
Ryan "I just had my annual lay"
Richard "Did she have nice tits?"
Ryan "Nope they were like tube socks with like four nipples on each one"
Richard "That is what you call crabapple nipples"
Paul "How is Sarah doing anyways?"
by SWMO GTH December 16, 2014
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cranabler

noun

1. One who that enables another or others to act in a crazy fashion with impunity

2. One who influences and/or justifies the crazy individual to utilize their crazy tendencies and outbursts, such that the crazy believes their craziness is actually sanity..
That girl is being totally crazy, and her boyfriend is allowing it to go unchecked, hence he is her cranabler
by cloudy clarity January 5, 2015
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cranakl

Shortened to cranak in some areas, is a reinterpretation of crackle and in turn Crack, referring to meth amphetamines or ice. Being Cranakld, is how you act, appear, and feel, after having ingested said stimulants. can also be a derogative term for the state of a crack-heads demeanour and appearance.
"We went back to my place and got on the 'cranakl' with some crew from the party."
" I was fully fuckin 'cranakld' last night I can tell you."
by luccirosso August 6, 2018
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cranparent

wow, i went outside and it just so happened there were cranparents growing on my tree. CRANPARENTSSS
by alyssaDUERRRRRR January 14, 2008
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Craapzorz in a can

Originally comes form the word crap.

One day a guy was playing a game and the word crap was censored in the chat, so he tried crapzorz and it was still censored. Then he tried craapzorz and it worked so he kept saying craapzorz every time. He was drinking soda in a can this day so he added In a can to the word craapzorz for fun.

Craapzorz in a can is a replacement for WTF
This thing is so craapzorz! WTF
Craapzorz in a can!
by Caparzorz October 27, 2010
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cranal

a person with their head up their ass; cranium + anal = cranal
man, your teacher is cranal
by sarah September 17, 2003
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crapaphobia

The irrational fear that one might actually see his or her poop before flushing the toilet.
Ann has such a severe case of crapaphobia that she once fell down and broke her arm in the bathroom while trying to frantically reach for the flusher handle.
by maxn512 June 27, 2008
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