Cranberry

1-An area outside of Pittsburgh that happens to suck more than any black hole ever could.

2-A suicide inducing school district where the yuppie kids spend their parent's money on drugs and vehicles causing an overabundance of horse power and an alarming shortage of common sense on the road.

"Want to go to Cranberry Twp, PA?"
"No, I would rather slam my penis in an over door!"

by Pervenu April 28, 2005

The Cranberries

Possibly the most rad-est band in the whole entire world...

The Cranberries are sooo coool...

by Lizz "-) September 4, 2003

Cranberry Farmer

When a man puts his testicles on a woman's vagina whilst she is on her period.

That chick is hella kinky, she was on her period, so I gave her a cranberry farmer.

by Propaganda78 December 11, 2009

Sprite Cranberry

Its the most godly drink of them all,only drank in the thirstier times of the year,popularized by Lebron James and DRAM.

Wanna Sprite Cranberry?-Lebron james.

by IWnatDieAndIWantKis December 21, 2018

cranberry juice

What you drink when you are on your period...

-What were you having?
-Cranberry Juice
-What, you on your period?

The Departed

by wabbajack July 15, 2009

Cranberryzero

(n.) The act of producing a shameless piece of work that borders on artistic travesty; usually bereft of theme, purpose, merit, or value.

"Abe had nothing to contribute to the contest as usual; and his rapidly tarnishing reputation deteriorated even further when he tried to pull off a Cranberryzero by entering that visual travesty."

by Wilbert. A. Robson May 23, 2006

Cranberry township

A "cookie cutter" endless suburban sprawl with hundreds of shopping centers, office parks, and McMansions north of Pittsburgh. The only nice looking homes are the ones that were their before the sprawl took off (ie: the old farm houses. This area was at one point one of the fastest growing places in the US during the 1990s.

I work in Cranberry township.

by suburbanite March 25, 2005