Crackie

Crackie noun \ˈkrakee\

1. A Crackhead; but one that is So far from reality that it's FUNNY.

2. A weirdo that is addicted to Crack or Crystal Meth.

3. A person that does Weid Crack-head-like things and/or ACTS like a "chickenhead" or Crackhead.

"Hey, Crackie, can I get directions to the Crack house, please?"

or...

"Man! I didn't know there were so many Crackies in this neighborhood! "

by JoeBloh July 24, 2014

crackwhore runoff

any type of fluid that streams freely from the loins of an unscrupulous woman whos hobbies include smoking cocain that has been cut with baking soda

don't let her in the car, she might leave a snail trail of crackwhore runoff

by David Scroggins February 23, 2009

crackie chan

a chinese person who does coke and sells it.

Stranger #1- you got the stuff.
crackie chan- r u perice offica?
Stranger #1- bet your sweet ass I am, put your hands where I can see them!
crackie chan- ahh, your breakin my balls.

by Pres. Bill Clinton May 16, 2009

crackwhore

A person, typically female, who trades sexual favors in return for illicit drugs. They can be found in most trailer parks and ghettos in America.

Dick Longley is a crackwhore. Seriously, he will fuck anyone for one tiny crack rock.

by Dick Longley March 5, 2003

Crackpipe twirly slide

Going down the twirly slide" is a fun metaphor for hitting rock bottom

"That bitch is on the crackpipe twirly slide man, don't let her in your house, she'll steal your shit. Did you hear how she sold her kidney for a hit?"

by Jokermachine December 17, 2011

crackerettes

cracker bitches

Nigga I'm sick of these ghetto hoez...let's go to the white hood and get us some crackerettes.

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Georgia Crackpipe

A crackwhore fisting herself with a lubed up glass hand.

Wow Becky sure did a Georgia Crackpipe on herself last night.Woweee

by doritoboy420mtndew4life March 17, 2019