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crackship

A relationship that is so insane, it must be on crack. Relatively common in fan fiction.
Can you believe some guy wrote a fanfic about Captain America and Flounder from The Little Mermaid?! What a crackship!
by H@rdc0re March 20, 2008
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Crackhead

When someone’s face is a actual meme and they act like they are high everyday
“OMG Caiti is such a crackhead, she is so weird
by Thinkthink February 7, 2018
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Crackwhore

1.) A person, usually female, who prostitutes herself out to obtain money to fuel her addiction to illegal/illicit narcotic drugs (examples: crack/cocaine, meth, heroin)

2.) A word that eliminates the need for a punchline in comedian Norm MacDonald's jokes.
1.) Jenny is such a crackwhore! She's working the street corner in front of the 7-Eleven trying to make money to buy dope!

2. "Who needs a punchline, when you have the word 'crackwhore'?!" - Norm MacDonald
by Chief of the Okhrana November 19, 2015
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crackhead

People of any race that live to hit that nasty-ass rock. Usually real thin, dirty and smell like warm trash and/or spoiled milk, fecal matter, rotting corpses etc. Frequently bobbing, weaving, twitching and glitching. Large periodic spurts of energy. Always got something for sale or knows somebody that has just what you need. The most severe crackheads can be viewed in the wild missing standard items such as shoes, socks and teeth. If you come into contact with a crackhead it is suggested to secure all valuables and avoid any physical contact or direct contact with their breath (could cause dizzyness and/or vomitting). If you lose property to a crackhead, accept the loss. If you find yourself chasing a crackhead, accept the loss .. crackheads are fast, they be gittin somewheres.. You ain't catching no crackhead...
that guy couldn't stay still for a second, fckn crackhead..
that guy radiated a heavy shit smell, fckn crackhead..
some guy took my quarter from the payphone and I chased him, damn that guy was fast for a homeless lookin shit smeller....mo'fckn crackhead.
by ROTH January 11, 2006
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crackhead bobby

A crackhead bobby is a meme which consists of a boy named bobby who does a lot of crack.
Its impossible to teach crackhead bobby to drive because he is always high
by Boo Boo head May 8, 2018
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crackhead friend

The crackhead friend is the most annoying, hyper, loud, funny, and caring friend in a group.
Random person: why is she always so hyper and loud
Friend in the group: because she’s the crackhead friend!!
by taytay7 December 7, 2019
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crackhead speed

crackhead speed- a person who runs fast like a crackhead
by gfdfdgf May 10, 2019
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