Crackpot Annie

Basically means you are a nutter.

Shut up, you crackpot Annie!

by lucygoose14 August 18, 2010

Crockpotted

When your girl is in the shower, you go in and take a nasty shit, don't flush and walk out. The steam and scent cook itself.

My wife is pissed, I crockpotted her last night.

by JBerg81 April 26, 2019

crockpotter

One who checks into a hotel who typically has a lower income, usually brings a lot of items including crockpots, asks for assistance from a bell attendant and does not tip.

The bellman went to assist the guest with their luggage. when he opened the trunk he realized they were a bunch of crockpotters.

by crockpotter25 May 3, 2018

crackmonkey

a general outburst of frustration or anger. can be used in reference to a person, thing, or situation.

crackmonkey, my computer crashed!
you're such a crackmonkey!

by That One Girl January 22, 2003

crackmonkey

any of the indigenous creatures dwelling within the grody, unpleasant anal regions of the person. Agitation of said creatures may result in unpleasant conditions and relations between the person and their ass.

Man, you are scratching yo' booty a bit much, there, Buddy. Is your crackmonkey irritated?

by Mr. P March 1, 2004

crackpot

A real nice girl.

"Yo that girl is so nice, she must be a crackpot.

by Gxxtxr May 13, 2018

crackbone

A spent chicken bone, with all the marrow hollowed out and used to smoke crack through.

nigga: Damn! You smokin' a crackbone. That's the most dope shit, I've ever seen.

cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.

nigga: It's probably the crack talking?

cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.

nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010