crackmonkey

a monkey who likes to get high

you fucking crackmonkey!

by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

Ellington Crackpot Disease

A slang word used in the UK, mainly to define the random'ness and craziness of another human being or group of friends.

Ryan has a serious case of Ellington Crackpot Disease!

by The Spoonmyster December 2, 2010

crackmonkey

Monkey on crack, or someone who acts like one.

"That Raul is so silly, he's such a crackmonkey"

by Your name December 8, 2003

crackpod

Referring to the addictive nature of the iPod.

Once you have an iPod, you will wear it around your arm, hold it in your hand, or keep in in your pocket - never letting go of your music again. If you misplace the Crackpod, you will probably be freaking out until you find it again.

Some quotes:
"Have you seen my Crackpod? This can't be happening"

"I just got this cool orange armband that really secures my Crackpod when running down hills"

by Liquid Spirit May 28, 2006

Crackdonald's

McDonald's (restaurant). See crack, McDonald's.

I'm too tired to cook; I'll just get some fries and a Big Crack from Crackdonald's.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

Crackdonalds

A McDonald's location where drug addicts congregate, or where drug deals are known to happen.

Crackdonalds right across the lot bro. Old boy almost got shanked comin' outta there yesterday.

by VegasJD December 12, 2016

Crackpool

Different word for Blackpool which is a town located in North West of England. Used due to the fact that It's lovely residents are usually drug addicts, bike thieves and drug dealers.

John: Yo mate, are you coming to Blackpool.

Kevin: Nah bro, I ain't coming to Crackpool.

by UrbanResident April 5, 2019