crackdealingseagull

A wigger who enjoys submitting bogus words to Urban Dictionary and acting like a retard. He thinks he is black, although he is actually whiter than Kevin Federline.

Example #1: "Yo, I'm so black! Now pass the stuffed cow!" - crackdealingseagull

Example #2: "I AM SO BLACKER THAN YOU! I GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL!" - crackdealingseagull

Example #3: "Ben is not black!!!!!! Now let me finish this game of WoW" - crackdealingseagull

crackdealingseagull A.K.A Jonothan

by Wigger Alerter Ben December 12, 2008

Cracken

n.

A large smelly turd.

(inspired by the classic movie monster from Clash of the Titans. release the cracken!)

Jim could feel a cracken emerging from his colon so he rushed to the bathroom to make a deposit.

by Shamus June 13, 2003

CrackDonalds

meaning Mcdonalds and its some times addictive nature.

man im hungry lets go get some CrackDonalds.

by Shade the Raven January 29, 2009

Crack Den

A place that can either be basement or a bedroom that a teenager or adult male has claimed as their territory that they have not cleaned in weeks, months or years. You can recognize if it's a crack den by if their are clothes, bags, and wrappers on the floor with food in the cornor that has been moldy for half a year.

Yooo, this shithole is a Crack Den... Is that leftovers of a family dinner from half a year ago in the cornor?

by Puma'sMaster May 9, 2021

Crackdunk

anal sex. see butt pirate.

"I hear that he enjoys a crackdunk once in a while. Gross."

by Ass July 27, 2003

Cracken

The act of consuming, specifically snorting, crack-cocaine from another person's asshole

Hey, bro lets have a couple of beers and do a cracken or two.
Joe was a good kid until he encountered his first cracken.

Nothing clears out the sinuses like a good cracken.

by red white and blue waffles February 28, 2018

CrackDonald's

People who are addicted to McDonalds food usually kids, teenagers, fat fucks and stupidiots who change there last name to something stupid.

After the big game Chad Ochocinco be jonesing for some CrackDonald's.

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010